"With thirty seconds on the clock, your career is on the line." 

In this narrative office simulator, you play as a desk bound auditor tasked with a single goal: Distinguish the Humans from your Monster counterparts. You must analyze traits to ensure your approved list is one hundred percent human. Have a drink to boost your productivity?

Controls: 

• Mouse Left Click - Select a button on the screen

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This was a submission for the 9 day 2026 Pizza Jam by @ComputerJames and my first ever Game Jam!! Woohoo!

Theme Chosen:  "*Side Effects*?"

Didn't get to finish this one! Had a ton of fun though. My scope was a bit too large for the time frame. I would have loved to polish this further. 

Works better through the .exe file. Web browser version added for accessibility.

created by devkasel (me!)